Goodness! Someone save this child! Her eyebrows are all the way off the chain. SMH.
Some women need to chill with the Rose Art eyebrows. I may feel some type of way because I have naturally thick eyebrows and don’t have to draw mine on but it’s beginning to get ridiculous. If you live or have lived in LA at any point during the 1990′s/early 2000′s, you know what the “Sharpie Eyebrow” is. If not, it’s when a woman shaves her eyebrows off and draws them on in what appears to be permanent marker. You can actually google “sharpie eyebrows” and see exactly what I’m talking about. It’s 2012 and chicks are walking around like there isn’t an abundance of tutorials on YouTube showing how to work your eyebrows.
Man, if I see another girl with the eternal look of surprise I think I’ll scream. The funny thing is that’s not the only look. Some girls draw them on too long (see: picture above) and have nerve to really think it’s cute. NO ONE’S EYEBROWS ARE 14 INCHES LONG!
Sometimes, I feel like wiping people’s eyebrows off. I might promote myself to the Eyebrow Guardian and regulate these walking disasters. I promise you, bogus eyebrows are behind the polar ice caps melting.
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xo
Darling Bonnie
*eye brow disasters.